They said, India was taking away jobs, making American's jobless, well this latest video from the Onion News Network talks about it all, watch out Mr. Friedman, you don't have this example in your book.
Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Monday, July 23, 2007
The Internet has Crashed - Seriouslly
I don't know if this will ever happen, but right now, I just could not figure out, how this guy kept a straight face through the video.. watch it.. you have never seen anything like this before.
G
Friday, July 20, 2007
Planning a Divorce, Read the AtoZ
A is for Alimony … the gift that keeps on giving.
B is for Balls … which are now ours again.
C is for Court … where you finally find out the meaning of a good screw.
D is for Divorce … the alternative to ax murder.
E is for Equitable Distribution … another oxymoron.
F is for Flatulence … finally we can let loose without being criticized for causing the flowers to wilt.
G is for Gandhi…someone you could actually say had lost weight without having to lie.
H is for House … which the bitch also got.
I is for Inmate … where you also get to room with Bubba when the child support is late.
J is for Jewelry … the former great equalizer.
K is for Kids … the best of everything.
L is for Lawyer … whose most recent vacation you just paid for.
M is for Mother … and Oh what a Mother Fucker!!
N is for Not tonight, I have a headache.
O is for Overdrawn … what your checking account always was.
P is for PMS … what we say: “No, honey, you don’t look like you’re retaining water.” …what we mean, “No wonder there’s a citywide drought.”
Q is for Quarter … what YOU get for each dollar SHE gets.
R is for Rehearsal Dinner … should never have stayed for dessert.
S is for Sex … thank goodness she rolled in her sleep.
T is for Throat … the anatomic area she goes for in the settlement.
U is for UPS … the delivery guy you are on a first name basis with, and who spent more time at your house than you did.
V is for Visa … one of several cards she maxed out.
W is for Wrong … which you always were.
X is for X chromosome … I swear some women have more than two!
Y is for Yacht … maybe the next guy will have one.
Z is for Zirconium … I wonder if she ever figured out that all her diamonds were Cubic Zirconium.
B is for Balls … which are now ours again.
C is for Court … where you finally find out the meaning of a good screw.
D is for Divorce … the alternative to ax murder.
E is for Equitable Distribution … another oxymoron.
F is for Flatulence … finally we can let loose without being criticized for causing the flowers to wilt.
G is for Gandhi…someone you could actually say had lost weight without having to lie.
H is for House … which the bitch also got.
I is for Inmate … where you also get to room with Bubba when the child support is late.
J is for Jewelry … the former great equalizer.
K is for Kids … the best of everything.
L is for Lawyer … whose most recent vacation you just paid for.
M is for Mother … and Oh what a Mother Fucker!!
N is for Not tonight, I have a headache.
O is for Overdrawn … what your checking account always was.
P is for PMS … what we say: “No, honey, you don’t look like you’re retaining water.” …what we mean, “No wonder there’s a citywide drought.”
Q is for Quarter … what YOU get for each dollar SHE gets.
R is for Rehearsal Dinner … should never have stayed for dessert.
S is for Sex … thank goodness she rolled in her sleep.
T is for Throat … the anatomic area she goes for in the settlement.
U is for UPS … the delivery guy you are on a first name basis with, and who spent more time at your house than you did.
V is for Visa … one of several cards she maxed out.
W is for Wrong … which you always were.
X is for X chromosome … I swear some women have more than two!
Y is for Yacht … maybe the next guy will have one.
Z is for Zirconium … I wonder if she ever figured out that all her diamonds were Cubic Zirconium.
What if these Glasses were made mandatory in India ?
So, what do you think if these glasses were made mandatory in India, where would you look ?
G
Can you do this in India ? I don't think So
Women lost with directions, even though they had a map, but the map, was just in the wrong place.. Check out the video.
G
Monday, July 2, 2007
Difference Between a Prostitute and a Drug Dealer
Q. What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A. A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
G
A. A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
G
Understanding Women - The Rules
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
G
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
G
10 Ways to tell someone their fly is unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.”
2. “Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.”
3. “Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.”
4. “Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.”
5. “Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!”
6. “Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.”
7. “You’ve got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary.”
8. “You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantaloons.”
9. “I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?”
10. “Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis.”
G
2. “Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.”
3. “Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.”
4. “Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.”
5. “Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!”
6. “Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.”
7. “You’ve got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary.”
8. “You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantaloons.”
9. “I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?”
10. “Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis.”
G
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