Tuesday, June 19, 2007

The Good Bad and The Ugly

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago
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Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
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Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: She’s a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

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