Friday, August 10, 2007

A Saudi Interview for Visa to the US

A Saudi being interviewed at the US Embassy for Visa :-

COUNSEL: "Your name, please"?

SAUDI: "Salem".

COUNSEL: "Sex?"

SAUDI: "Six times a week".

COUNSEL: "I mean male or female?"

SAUDI: "Both male & female and sometimes even camels".

COUNSEL: "Holy cow!"

SAUDI: "Yes, cows & dogs too".

COUNSEL: "Man, isn't that hostile?"

SAUDI: "Horse Style, dog style, an style!

COUNSEL: "Oh dear!"

SAUDI: "Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

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